We were in the car... when Mel suddenly said "De-fe-cate". I thought she wanted to say "Certificate", so I corrected her.

Mel: "No... teacher said cannot said shhs shhs (aka wee wee).... must say "defecate"

Me and L were quite impressed cos we never used this verb before. I was still telling L... "Wah, Mel soooooo high class now, can say defecate and not shhs shhs"

Me: "Mel, then how do u say "umm umm" (aka big biz)?"

Mel: Mummy, it's PANG SAI

Me: *fainted*

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Short Note: Defecate = Pang Sai and not wee wee. Must correct her.